“A Rock n’ Scroll World-Wide-WEBSCAPADE!”

Lediglich ein Mausrad und ein Zeigefinger sind vonnöten, um Douglas Engelberts Scrollin’ Adventure zu bestreiten — da frage ich mich spontan: Scrollt man traditionell überhaupt mit dem Zeigefinger? Ist der Mittelfinger vielleicht besser geeignet, weil Zeige- und Ringfinger weiter auf den Maustasten ruhen können? Sorgt eine ganz andere Handposition womöglich für noch besseres Scrollen?

Die Vorstellung, jahrelang auf die falsche Art und Weise Webseiten nach oben und unten geschoben zu haben, stimmt mich besorgt. Zu lange kam ich ohne Mausrad aus, ließ den Hypertext-Vorhang per Klick auf die Scrollbar nach oben fliegen und hätte mir niemals ausgemalt, die Nutzung der Peripherie, die mir ein Leben lang zur Seite stand, irgendwann ernsthaft in Frage stellen zu müssen.

Wie auch immer: Um die Thematik des Spiels – richtig, das Scrollen – in Superlevel’scher Manier pfiffig aufzugreifen, folgen nun fünfzehn Absätze Blindtext, die dem Link zum Spiel vorangehen. Wer es schafft, diese hinter sich zu bringen, erfüllt nämlich sämtliche Voraussetzungen an einen waschechten Scroll-Abenteurer. Bereit?

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